Listen, my darling, I'm the Droid- of-Honor, I know everything. You're a princess. You have to marry a prince. Unfortunately, Prince Valium is the last prince in the galaxy. Take my advice and do what every princess does. Shut your eyes, grit your teeth, say "I do," and cheat on him.

Spaceballs (1987)
DOT
A screenplay character in Spaceballs (1987).
- lines
- 41
- words
- 322
- scenes
- 23
- dialogue
- 3.7%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 51
source review flagged 3 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Listen, my darling, I'm the Droid- of-Honor, I know everything. You're a princess. You have to marry a prince. Unfortunately, Prince Valium is the last prince in the galaxy. Take my advice and do what every princess does. Shut your eyes, grit your teeth, say "I do," and cheat on him.
scene 7 — INT. PRINCESS VESPA'S BEDROOM - DAYWhat are you?
scene 38 — INT. HONEYMOON COUPEAnd it hates us!
scene 27 — INT. HONEYMOON COUPE{to Lone Starr) We'll have none of that, mister!
scene 64 — LONE STARRWhat ll we do?!
scene 101 — INT. ANOTHER PRISON CORRIDOR - DAY
Bookends
And you'd give up everything for him?