I can't breathe in this goddam thing!
Spaceballs (1987)
DARK HELMET
A screenplay character in Spaceballs (1987).
- lines
- 91
- words
- 744
- scenes
- 24
- dialogue
- 8.5%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 44
source review flagged 2 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
So, Princess Vespa, you thought you could outwit the imperious forces of Planet Spaceball. Well, you were wrong. You ~re now our prisoner -nd you will be held hostage until such time as all the air from your planet is transferred to Planet Spaceball.
scene 44 — INT. SPACEBALL CRUISER FORWARD LAUNC.HING AREAI knew that!
scene 4 — SANDURZNow we'll show her who's running this galaxy.
scene 44 — INT. SPACEBALL CRUISER FORWARD LAUNC.HING AREANot "now," then!
scene 62 — EXT. MOONS OF VEGA - DAYGet me a paper towel.
scene 80 — INT. S?ACEBALL CRUISER BRIDGE
Bookends
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