If I weren’t, would I be wearing a diaper under this dress?

Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
GAIL
A screenplay character in Pitch Perfect 2 (2015).
- lines
- 40
- words
- 449
- scenes
- 18
- dialogue
- 3.7%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 32
Sample dialogue
So right, John. The first all- female group to win a national title. Three-time defending champs. And now here they are performing for the President of the United States on his birthday.
scene 3 — INT. KENNEDY CENTER - PRESS BOX - CONTINUOUSLots of us!
scene 6 — INT. KENNEDY CENTER STAGE - CONTINUOUSAh, yes. The World Championships of A Cappella. Where every four years, the best from all over the globe compete for world domination.
scene 11 — EXT. BARDEN CAMPUS - DAYBup-bup-bup. Don’t tell me. I’m going to watch it eventually--
scene 92 — EXT. WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OF A CAPPELLA - DAY TO NIGHTThe Bellas are making one last attempt to repair their damaged legacy by becoming the first American team to claim the title. You think they can do it, John?
scene 93 — EXT. WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OF A CAPPELLA - DAY TO NIGHT
Bookends
Thought you were going to say gay.