Sir, I still don’t understand why we had to come all the way out here.
MacGruber (2010)
PIPER
A screenplay character in MacGruber (2010).
- lines
- 139
- words
- 1,034
- scenes
- 38
- dialogue
- 28%
- avg words / line
- 7
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 56
Sample dialogue
The legendary MacGruber. Former navy seal, army ranger and green beret. Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia, three each in Angola, Somalia, Rwanda, Mozambique and Sierra Leone. Recipient of sixteen purple hearts, three Congressional Medals of Honor, seven presidential medals of bravery, and starting tight end for the University of Texas El Paso.
scene 7 — EXT. MONASTERY -- DAYNo, you didn’t.
scene 31 — EXT. TARMAC -- DAYWhat is the plan?
scene 36 — EXT. ALLEY WAY -- NIGHTMacGruber, keep in mind, you wanna keep a low profile here.
scene 75 — INT. SURVEILLANCE VAN -- SAME TIMEYeah, sounds really special.
scene 104 — INT. CUNTH’S COMPOUND -- BASEMENT -- NIGHT
Bookends
A bomb. You can defuse it, right?