That’s the whole point. You’re supposed to be tempted into shaving.

Knocked Up (2007)
JAY
A screenplay character in Knocked Up (2007).
- lines
- 54
- words
- 383
- scenes
- 21
- dialogue
- 2.2%
- avg words / line
- 7
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 44
Sample dialogue
How’s it going? I farted on Jason’s pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah’s, thinking it was mine. And then eventually pink-eyes my pillow. I’m not proud of this. But, I think we’ve all forgiven each other. But, we can’t go anywhere.
scene 103 — EXT. BEN’S HOUSEOh, fuckin’ booya.
scene 9 — INT. BEN’S HOUSE - DAYBooty, booty, booty call.
scene 35 — EXT. BEN’S HOUSEWll, see she’s bringing you to the gynechiatrist. She must like you.
scene 60 — EXT. BEN’S HOUSE - DAYJust relax, man, just relax.
scene 150 — INT. HOSPITAL - WAITING ROOM
Bookends
A beautiful little girl!