Of course. I was just about to pop off actually.
Hot Fuzz (2007)
LESLIE TILLER
A screenplay character in Hot Fuzz (2007).
- lines
- 8
- words
- 303
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 2.5%
- avg words / line
- 38
- shortest / longest
- 6 / 103
Sample dialogue
That’s him, well George Merchant - god rest him - he wanted to buy this land, so he sends round his legal fella Martin Blower - god rest him - I thought I might take them up on it, because I’ve been thinking about moving for some time, I haven’t really got that much family round here, save for Cousin Sissy. And while the ’Village Of The Year’ stuff is great and everything, I don’t really see anything from it, so I thought I might take them up on the offer and move to Buford Abbey. Would you like a card with this?
scene 94, source scene 95 — INT. FLORIST/NURSERY - EVENINGWell, just between you and I...
scene 94, source scene 95 — INT. FLORIST/NURSERY - EVENINGNo. Well, yes. I’m moving away. It’s all a bit out of the blue. I was planning to disappear quietly actually. I do so hate goodbyes.
scene 94, source scene 95 — INT. FLORIST/NURSERY - EVENINGYou know that fella who blew up?
scene 94, source scene 95 — INT. FLORIST/NURSERY - EVENINGWell, it turns out that Martin Blower - god rest him - knew where the new bypass road is going because he was knocking off Eve Draper from the council - god rest her - then that reporter - god rest
scene 94, source scene 95 — INT. FLORIST/NURSERY - EVENING
Bookends
him - finds out about the route and tells me the land’s very valuable, ten times what George Merchant and Martin Blower - god rest them - offered me. So with them having passed on and me still owning the land, I decided to sell it on myself to some folks from the city that Martin, George and Eve - god rest the lot of them - had been talking to, apparently they want to build a big shopping centre or something, of course Cousin Sissy won’t be too happy about that, but as far as I’m concerned -