If you want a good way to go out before the aliens land, get a lion from the zoo. Put a remote control bomb up its butt. When the lion starts tearing you up, press the bomb button. You and the lion die like as one.
Heathers (1988)
CLYDE
A screenplay character in Heathers (1988).
- lines
- 4
- words
- 56
- scenes
- 3
- dialogue
- 0.6%
- avg words / line
- 14
- shortest / longest
- 3 / 46
- pages
- pp.12–40
Sample dialogue
If you want a good way to go out before the aliens land, get a lion from the zoo. Put a remote control bomb up its butt. When the lion starts tearing you up, press the bomb button. You and the lion die like as one.
scene 36, source scene 14 — EXT. PARKING LOT -- DAYWhat the fuck?
scene 78, source scene 50 — INT. THE GIRLS' COACH'S LOCKER ROOM OFFICE -- DAYLet's seem some pussy!
scene 76, source scene 48 — INT. THE GIRLS' COACH'S LOCKER ROOM OFFICE -- DAY
First and last lines
What the fuck?