Not so, Ursulina. My ardor is yet as warm as the embers of this brasier... The embers of thish brasier... Goddamn, that’s tough. Yet as warm as the embersh of this brasier... Not so, Urshulina...
Hail, Caesar! (2016)
BAIRD
A screenplay character in Hail, Caesar! (2016).
- lines
- 60
- words
- 754
- scenes
- 11
- dialogue
- 8.0%
- avg words / line
- 13
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 58
Sample dialogue
Herb——Herb!——That’s exactly what I was talking about, that’s what happened when I went to Reno with Danny Kaye and he asked me to shave his back! Exact same thing! Because I'm thinking——who benefits? Also, I gotta tell ya, everyone thinks Danny is a jerk but he’s not really a jerk, it’s just the theory generating its own anti-theory...
scene 51 — EXT. BEACH HOUSE - NIGHTNot so, Ursulina——
scene 13 — EXT. BAIRD’S DRESSING ROOM - DAYAre you joking? Me, for the little guy? Of course I’m for the little guy! Is this guy a comedian?
scene 30 — INT. MALIBU HOUSE - DAYKnow what, better forget my place. Drop me at the Beverly Hills Hotel——that okay?
scene 69 — INT. HOBIE’S CAR - NIGHTYeah, we’re just confirming what they call the “status quo.” I mean, we might tell ourselves we’re “creating” something of artistic value, that there’s some kinda spiritual dimension to the picture business, but what it is, is this fat cat Nick Schenk out in New York running a factory that makes these lollypops to pacify the——WHOOF!
scene 72 — INT. EDDIE’S OFFICE - DAY
Bookends
Goddamnit. Sorry, I’ll get it, don’t worry.