Simple Simon met a pie man Going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie-man: Give me your pies or I’1ll cave your fucking head in.
Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)
SIMON
A screenplay character in Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995).
- lines
- 72
- words
- 759
- scenes
- 20
- dialogue
- 13%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 43
source review flagged 2 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Hello, John. Simon says: McClane and his new friend go to the payphone in Washington Square Park. I will call you in twenty minutes. If you do what you’re told I will tell you where the bomb is and how to disarm it.
scene 74, source scene 75 — INT. VAN = DAYYes. You are.
scene 67, source scene 68 — INT. SUBWAY STATION PLATFORM - DAYIt is exactly 4:50. Has the number 5 train arrived?
scene 27, source scene 28 — EXT. 72ND ST. SUBWAY STATION - BY THE PAYPHONE - DAYOne is a five gallon jug, the other is a three gallon jug. Simon Says fill one of the jugs with exactly four gallons of water and place it on the scale.
scene 81, source scene 82 — INT. N.Y.P.D. = POLICE DISPATCHI won’t underestimate him this time, Mathias. Make sure he’s dead.
scene 151, source scene 152 — EXT. NORTHERN BRONX - AQUADUCT EXIT
Bookends
I never liked my brother.