Wade Wilson, Patron Saint of the Pitiful. What can I get you?
Deadpool (2016)
WEASEL
A screenplay character in Deadpool (2016).
- lines
- 37
- words
- 377
- scenes
- 8
- dialogue
- 7.5%
- avg words / line
- 10
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 37
Sample dialogue
OK. Not exactly the plot of Beauty and the Beast, but cool. Good news, that douche thinks you’re dead. Advantage you. He won’t think you’re coming. Bad news, with a puss like that, you’ll be spotted fast.
scene 42 — INT. WORKSHOP - DAYIt’s a start.
scene 49 — INT. DEADPOOL’S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT - PRESENTJesus. Someone needs a blow-job and a shower. Though courtesy calls for the latter first.
scene 23 — INT. SISTER MARGARET’S - NIGHT - PASTStar in low budget horror movies. Seriously, you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
scene 42 — INT. WORKSHOP - DAYOrlofsky. For a merc, you sure are warm- blooded. Bet you let the boy off easy- peasy, too.
scene 12 — INT. SISTER MARGARET’S - NIGHT - PAST
Bookends
That’s the shit emoji. A turd with a smile, see? How did Google ever approve that?