It’s going great. I'm on the mend. Just got pins in my legs. Believe it or not, I fell off a cruise ship.
Bridesmaids (2011)
MEGAN
A screenplay character in Bridesmaids (2011).
- lines
- 57
- words
- 1,133
- scenes
- 16
- dialogue
- 9.8%
- avg words / line
- 20
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 174
source review flagged 3 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school. I’m referring to myself when I say Megan, it’s me Megan. I know you look at me now and think, boy she must have breezed through high school. Not the case Annie. This was not easy going up and down the halls with. They used to try to blow me up. People used to throw firecrackers on my head in high school. Firecrackers, literally, not figuratively. They called me a freak. Do you think I let that stop me? Do you think I went home crying to my mommy, "Oh, I don't have any friends." I did not. You know what I did? I pulled myself up, I studied hard, I read every book in the library and now I work for the government and have the highest possible security clearance. Don’t repeat that. I cannot protect you. I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes.
scene 77 — INT. ANNIE'S MOM'S LIVING ROOM - MOMENTS LATER.It’s a gift.
scene 25 — INT. CHURRA-CHI BRAZILIAN RESTAURANT - DAYI need the toilet! I need the toilet!
scene 30 — INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUSYeah, you’ve got to get back ... on my seat. You get it?
scene 51 — INT. FIRST CLASS - MOMENTS LATERYou're an asshole Annie.
scene 77 — INT. ANNIE'S MOM'S LIVING ROOM - MOMENTS LATER.
Bookends
I put a loaded gun in Dougie’s carry on. TSA is gonna rip his ass apart.