Fun? You know what would be fun? Getting the fuck out of here before we humiliate ourselves. That would be fun.

Birdman or the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance (2014)
BIRDMAN
A screenplay character in Birdman or the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance (2014).
- lines
- 35
- words
- 558
- scenes
- 7
- dialogue
- 5.8%
- avg words / line
- 16
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 56
Sample dialogue
You spent your whole life building a reputation and a bank account, and now they're both blown. So what? Fuck it. We make a come back. Something huge. Take what belongs to us. Take back the spotlight. Magazine covers and billboards. Happy meals with Birdman dolls. Remember that? That’s who you are. That’s who we are!
scene 47, source scene 50 — EXT. STREET - DAY.He’s fooling you.
scene 29, source scene 30 — INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - DAYYou were a movie star, remember? Pretentious, but happy...
scene 33, source scene 34 — INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - CONTINUOUSStand up! Forget about the times. Everyone else has. So you're not a great actor... Who cares?!! You're much more than that. Fuck! You tower over all these theater douchebags. You're a movie star! A Global force! Don't you get it?
scene 47, source scene 50 — EXT. STREET - DAY....it explodes in the eardrum of millions. Your power is unlimited.
scene 47, source scene 50 — EXT. STREET - DAY.
Bookends
He's gone.