Come in, Mr. Juarez. I'd stand, but, well, you know.
Being John Malkovich (1999)
LESTER
A screenplay character in Being John Malkovich (1999).
- lines
- 108
- words
- 1,401
- scenes
- 20
- dialogue
- 15%
- avg words / line
- 13
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 61
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
Imagine a room full of women. Nubile, blonde, wet with desire, Schwartz. A harem, if you will. Me in leather. A harness, if you like. I am the object of this desire, and all eyes are on me as I speak. “Ladies,” I begin. “I am the love god, Eros. I intoxicate you. My spunk is to you manna from heaven...
scene 50 — INT. JUICY JUICE BAR - EVENINGYes, my dear?
scene 103 — INT. LESTER'S OFFICE - MORNINGAh, Craig. Just the fellow I wanted to see.
scene 56 — INT. LESTER'S OFFICE - DAYWell, I tried to explain it to her, but...
scene 127 — INT. SCREENING ROOM - NIGHTAnd as I said, sir, we can't very well exert physical persuasion upon the sacred vessel Malkovich.
scene 137 — INT. LESTER'S SHRINE ROOM - A BIT LATER
Bookends
Fine. Your mail's on the kitchen table. Mostly junk. Oh, there's a letter from Alex Trebek.