Hello, I'm here about the ad.
Being John Malkovich (1999)
ERROLL
A screenplay character in Being John Malkovich (1999).
- lines
- 9
- words
- 187
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 2.0%
- avg words / line
- 21
- shortest / longest
- 6 / 73
Sample dialogue
Well that's perfect. My second choice. Ah, this is wonderful. Too good to be true! You see, I'm a sad man. Sad and fat and alone. Oh, I've tried all the diets, my friends. Lived for a year on nothing but imitation mayonnaise. Did it work? You be the judge. But Malkovich! King of New York! Man about town! Most eligible bachelor! Bon Vivant! The Schopenhauer of the 20th century! Thin man extraordinaire!
scene 85 — INT. CRAIG AND MAXINE'S OFFICE - MORNINGHello, I'm here about the ad.
scene 85 — INT. CRAIG AND MAXINE'S OFFICE - MORNINGOh, this is just the medical breakthrough I've been waiting for. Are their any side effects? Please say no! Please say no!
scene 85 — INT. CRAIG AND MAXINE'S OFFICE - MORNINGCan I be anyone I want?
scene 85 — INT. CRAIG AND MAXINE'S OFFICE - MORNINGOh, thank you! Thank you! Thousand times, thank you!
scene 86 — EXT. DITCH - DAY
Bookends
Oh, I will, and I have many, many friends and associates, my friend. All, by the way, in Overeaters Anonymous. All of them fat and alone like me, all of them dream of being someone else, all of them with John Malkovich as their second choice!