Have the living got you down? Betelgeuse! Are they jacking you around? Betelgeuse! Have you broken out in hives 'Cause you're tired of their jive? I will drive them from your hive... Betelgeuse!
Beetlejuice (1988)
BETELGEUSE
A screenplay character in Beetlejuice (1988).
- lines
- 77
- words
- 796
- scenes
- 13
- dialogue
- 7.2%
- avg words / line
- 10
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 42
Sample dialogue
So you, the dead, want me, the undead, to throw the live guys -- Mommie, Daddy and Lolita, who might not mind a tumble with an older guy, out into the cold? Even though they have paid hard casharoonie for your dump?
scene 96 — EXT. INSIDE THE MODEL GRAVEYARD - LATER - NIGHTCLAP OF THUNDER.
scene 78 — INT. ATTIC - NIGHTYou fresh corpse creeps! Who do you think you are?... Walking away from a professional?
scene 96 — EXT. INSIDE THE MODEL GRAVEYARD - LATER - NIGHTNo, dummy. Two.
scene 117 — EXT. MODEL TOWN - BUILDING ROOF - DAYWelcome to Winter River!
scene 133 — INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT
Bookends
Rrrrat shit!