Why would you say that I am insane? I wouldn't say that I've lost my mind simply because I've heard the voices and seen the godless things moving in the woods. If anything, I think more clearly now than ever before. I know now that there is such a thing as a living Evil. A dark and shapeless thing that lives not in the spaces we know, but between them. In the Dark. In the night. And it wants the exact same thing as you and I: a chance at warm life on this Earth. It doesn't care that is already had that chance ...once. Now listen closely because there isn't much time. Listen and believe, because it's all true.
Army of Darkness (1992)
ASH
A screenplay character in Army of Darkness (1992).
- lines
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- scenes
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- dialogue
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Sample dialogue
Why would you say that I am insane? I wouldn't say that I've lost my mind simply because I've heard the voices and seen the godless things moving in the woods. If anything, I think more clearly now than ever before. I know now that there is such a thing as a living Evil. A dark and shapeless thing that lives not in the spaces we know, but between them. In the Dark. In the night. And it wants the exact same thing as you and I: a chance at warm life on this Earth. It doesn't care that is already had that chance ...once. Now listen closely because there isn't much time. Listen and believe, because it's all true.
scene 1 — OPENGIDDYUP NOW!! HYAAAH!
scene 148 — ABOVE THE PIT - THE VILLAGERSWhat's going on?
scene 216 — EXT. MOUNTAIN - DAYDear God, help me... ahhh!!! The Batbook is pecking at his eyes!
scene 391 — BATBOOK P.O.V. - CAMERA RIG - UNDERCRANKEDYou eyeballin' me boy?
scene 489 — EXT. CASTLE COURTYARD - DAY
Bookends
And when I awoke...