22 Jump Street (2014)

SCHMIDT (CONT’D) *

A screenplay character in 22 Jump Street (2014).

Sample dialogue

Hey Korean Jesus. Long time no pray. How’ve you been? Busy probably. North Korea? Nuts, right? So listen, with this whole college thing, I was hoping while I’m there I could take care of this thing I never got a chance to take care of, which is, um, having sex. Like with another person. I know it’s weird to ask you, not because you’re Korean, I assume Koreans do plenty of sex having, but because you’re Jesus, and I’m pretty sure you died a virgin, and that’s cool for you. I just, I just really don’t want to die a virgin. Anything you can do. Amen. Don’t tell anyone. Thanks.
scene 12 — INT. KOREAN CHURCH - DAY
So, you guys don’t mind?
scene 12 — INT. KOREAN CHURCH - DAY
College man... Work hard, party hard, amiright?
scene 20 — INT. LECTURE HALL
That night, when you pretended we had sex? I wasn’t upset that you were still a virgin, I was upset because I was still a virgin too.
scene 95 — INT. MAYA’S APARTMENT - DAY
That's the package Zook snuck upstairs during the party.
scene 46 — INT. ATTIC

first linescene 12

So, you guys don’t mind?

last linescene 95

That night, when you pretended we had sex? I wasn’t upset that you were still a virgin, I was upset because I was still a virgin too.