My favorite molecule is water. I’d marry it unless it were my daughter. Three simple atoms with a polarized charge, H2O is living large. Its solid form floats on its liquid form. Which makes it far outside the norm. It allowed life to form on ancient Mars, and we use it to wash our cars. H2...Oh yeah.

21 Jump Street (2012)
ZACK
A screenplay character in 21 Jump Street (2012).
- lines
- 38
- words
- 411
- scenes
- 12
- dialogue
- 3.4%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 57
source review flagged 3 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
My favorite molecule is water. I’d marry it unless it were my daughter. Three simple atoms with a polarized charge, H2O is living large. Its solid form floats on its liquid form. Which makes it far outside the norm. It allowed life to form on ancient Mars, and we use it to wash our cars. H2...Oh yeah.
scene 36 — INT. SAGAN HIGH SCHOOL, A.P. CHEMISTRY - DAYI’m still Zack.
scene 167 — INT. PANORAMA GATEWAY HOTEL - CONTINUOUSReally? What’s a covalent bond?
scene 79 — INT. SAGAN HIGH SCHOOL, A.P. CHEM CLASSROOM - AFTERNOONHi! Zack Lipovsky. You must be Doug. It’s a pleasure to meet you.
scene 81 — INT. THE SCHMIDT HOME, LIVING ROOM - DAYThat’s B.S. Prom eats a dong.
scene 110 — INT. ZACK’S HOUSE, BASEMENT - SAME TIME
Bookends
We got him by the balls now.