MR WALTERS

Sample dialogue

• You think this is funny? This year, our team’s full of physically incapable rejects. I mean, if it wasn’t me, it’d be funny how spastic they are, but it is me, so it isn’t. I need you. You know what I mean.

  scene 42 — INT. SAGAN HIGH SCHOOL, HALLWAY - MOMENTS LATER

• LET’S GO MCQUAID!

  scene 55 — EXT. SAGAN HIGH SCHOOL, TRACK - DAY

• Come on. He’s obviously the track star. Look at these gams! He’s like a centaur. Or a Minotaur. I bet you could crack a walnut between those thighs!

  scene 42 — INT. SAGAN HIGH SCHOOL, HALLWAY - MOMENTS LATER

• One day I catch Eco Buttmunch here smoking a JJ behind the fieldhouse, and I’m like, you want to make some coin? Seriously if you guys just apply yourselves a little more, you’ll be sittin’ where I am.

  scene 172 — INT. PANORAMA GATEWAY HOTEL, PENTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS

• No, wait, I hear her breathing. She’s just passed out from the drug, we’re good. DROP THE GUNS!

  scene 172 — INT. PANORAMA GATEWAY HOTEL, PENTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS

Bookends

Often appears with

• SCHMIDT4 scenes
• JENKO3 scenes
• ERIC2 scenes
• MOLLY2 scenes
• WALTERS2 scenes
• BACK TO SCENE1 scene