Y’all comfortable? Lounging in the pews and shit?
21 Jump Street (2012)
CAPTAIN DICKSON
A screenplay character in 21 Jump Street (2012).
- lines
- 47
- words
- 1,117
- scenes
- 10
- dialogue
- 9.2%
- avg words / line
- 24
- shortest / longest
- 3 / 104
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
A piñata. Really. Amazing. That’s a great frickin’ lead. I want to suck both your dingalings now that you got such amazing motherscratchin’ evidence. I suppose you’re wondering about my language. Well, I made a promise to my daughter. No cursing. Can you flippin’ handle that baloney? You got no more than a few days before this goes outbreak viral-style like a YouTube of a kitten sneezing, and if you can’t, my person of color, I will poo in your Visine. You’ll be putting poo poo drops in your eye every time you get hay fever. Now find the supplier or I will be...
scene 122 — INT. JUMP STREET CHAPEL, CAPTAIN’S OFFICE - MOMENTS LATERWho’s the supplier?
scene 59 — INT. JUMP STREET CHAPEL, BULLPEN - EVENINGI don’t need to say much on this. Shit’s illegal as shit. I will fuck you up. You understand me?
scene 21 — INT. JUMP STREET CHAPEL - LATERHere are your new identities. Brad and Doug McQuaid. Know them cold.
scene 24 — INT. JUMP STREET, DICKSON’S OFFICE - LATERGood job, Schmidt! Here’s the buy money. You find out who’s cooking this shit, or I’m taking this cash out your asshole like it was a pudgy, white ATM.
scene 96 — INT. JUMP STREET CHAPEL - NIGHT
Bookends
You guys are going to college.